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CinematiCaptions #10 (Bond-Month Edition)

October 10, 2012

Here comes another installment of a fun segment entitled: CinematiCaptions!

Have you ever played the television game of watching a program with the volume muted and then coming up with your own silly dialogue for the people in the scene at that moment? Well, the CinematiCaptions segments enable you to take part in a fun similar game of sorts. Only, with pictures and captions.

For example:

This month being BOND month, I thought I’d bring a little bit extra fun into the mix by making this edition of CinematiCaptions revolve completely around the famous MI-6 agent of Ian Fleming and Hollywood fame! This is also in support of Fogs’MovieReviews and his BOND Blogathon and BOND blu-ray collection giveaway! Want a chance to win the entire Bond movie collection on Blu-ray for FREE?? Of course you do! I do! and I’m registered to win too! Get on over to his page (click HERE), check out how to enter to win, and enjoy all of the Bond events happening on over there!

Now, get ready for some creative fun!

So! F.Y.E. (For Your Entertainment), below are 5 pictures from James Bond movies you may recognize. What the pictures are about now, though, is completely up to you and your remix mastery!

  • Create a CinematiCaption of dialogue or a general statement about the scene, actor, film, etc. for each picture.
  • Leave your captions in the comment section.

Please keep the CinematiCaptions you create clean and respectful, yet fun, inventive, and unexpectedly hilarious! :D As the comments come in, I will update this post and place them under the picture in the order which they are received.

(I will start it off with the first CinematiCaptions for the pictures.)

Picture #1-

CinematiCaption 1: Well, well. It seems Batman WAS right! Chicks really DO dig the car!  (-T)

CinematiCaption 2: Yeah, the car cost a cool mil. Plus I added machine guns, a rocket launcher, bulletproof armor, and more gadgets than the MACH 5. But I bet I can utterly destroy it by the end of the movie. (-Rafael)

CinematiCaption 3: Oh, that’s a good one. I havent heard the “We’re out of gas” play since I was in high school. (-Fogs’)

CinematiCaption 4: Yeah, surely it looks cool, but this old car breaks down way too much. (-Nostra)

CinematiCaption 5: James you promised to take to the Groundlings show! I’m tired of staying home and watching MST3K! (-Ray)

CinematiCaption 6: Really Bond, you can get this ejector seat kit on ebay? (-70srichard)

CinematiCaption 7: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)


Picture #2-

CinematiCaption 1: What? NO! MY name is “Bond. James Bond!” Not that blond guy running around acting like me! I AM JAMES BOND! Now…where’s my martini? (-T)

CinematiCaption 2: Who else looks this cool eating string cheese? Anybody? I didn’t think so. (-Rafael)

CinematiCaption 3: This is a test. If you cannot name this movie line, you are an a$$. (-Fogs’)

CinematiCaption 4: Note to myself, when taking notes do so without a sigaret in your mouth, it’s a lot easier. (-Nostra)

CinematiCaption 5:  Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

CinematiCaption 6:  Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

CinematiCaption 7: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

Picture #3-

CinematiCaption 1: I don’t care what they say, Pierce. You are the coolest James Bond! I mean, none of the other guys have a better videogame than yours!  (-T)

CinematiCaption 2: Duck hunt is so much better with live ammo! And… Soviets! (-Fogs’)

CinematiCaption 3: Me? I wanna go out like a boss, all tough and Medieval. Arrows in the chest, beheaded by a broadsword….. yeah. It would so suck to get crushed by a heavy flaming object after being debilitated by a fall. (-Rafael)

CinematiCaption 4: You know this thing of shooting guns without looking where you are aiming is pretty hard. (-Nostra)

CinematiCaption 5: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

CinematiCaption 6: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

CinematiCaption 7: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

Picture #4-

CinematiCaption 1: No. I am the only reason you are cool, 007. Remember that. Q made you what you are! (-T)

CinematiCaption 2: (Bond, under his voice) I thought you were gonna come over and rig up that free cable this week… (-Fogs’)

CinematiCaption 3: A moment, 007. I noticed you failed to comment on or like my humorous status post. (-Rafael)

CinematiCaption 4: I have to be honest Bond, I’m all out of ideas. This calculator has no special functions and that ship over there just looks cool. (-Nostra)

CinematiCaption 5: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

CinematiCaption 6: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

CinematiCaption 7: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

Picture #5-

CinematiCaption 1: Hey, I got cheated! Sure…you may be WEARING gold, but the girl in Sean’s bed WAS gold! (-T)

CinematiCaption 2: I may be “no Sean Connery” but you’re no naked gold chick! (-Rafael)

CinematiCaption 3: I’ve had it, why doesn’t this hotel have a working Wifi signal? (-Nostra)

CinematiCaption 4: Once and for all, what have you done with Wong Fat and where is the secret egg salad recipe? (-Ray)

CinematiCaption 5: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

CinematiCaption 6: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

CinematiCaption 7: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

Alright, now. Put on your imagination caps and get to typing. Enjoy!

Thanks for playing this special Bond edition of CinematiCaptions. Happy “CinematiCaptioning“! Be sure to visit FogsMovieReviews for your chance to win the entire collection on blu-ray!

If you haven’t heard Adele’s Skyfall theme song (or if you have and just want to listen to it again), click play!

You can visit the previous installments and still submit yours if you want by clicking HERE.

-T, The Focused Filmographer

up next: “Trailer Time Thursday!”

24 Comments leave one →
  1. October 10, 2012 12:15 pm

    #1 Yeah, the car cost a cool mil. Plus I added machine guns, a rocket launcher, bulletproof armor, and more gadgets than the MACH 5. But I bet I can utterly destroy it by the end of the movie.

    Like

  2. October 10, 2012 12:17 pm

    #1 OK, record height with the ejector seat is 17 meters! Think you can beat it?

    Like

  3. October 10, 2012 12:18 pm

    #1 Naw, it’s not mine but the old man lets me drive it around.

    Like

  4. October 10, 2012 12:19 pm

    #1 Jeez, James! There’s anough DNA evidence in here to film 2 and a half seasons of CSI! I thought you said I was the first girl you took for a ride!

    Like

  5. October 10, 2012 12:22 pm

    #2 Everyone is looking at me… Maybe I shouldn’t use my REAL NAME while undercover.

    Like

  6. October 10, 2012 12:24 pm

    Who else looks this cool eating string cheese? Anybody? I didn’t think so.

    Like

  7. October 10, 2012 12:27 pm

    #3 Me? I wanna go out like a boss, all tough and Medieval. Arrows in the chest, beheaded by a broadsword….. yeah. It would so suck to get crushed by a heavy flaming object after being debilitated by a fall.

    Like

  8. October 10, 2012 12:29 pm

    #4 A moment, 007. I noticed you failed to comment on or like my humorous status post.

    Like

    • October 10, 2012 12:52 pm

      haha! Hilarious! :D

      Like

  9. October 10, 2012 12:31 pm

    #1 Oh, that’s a good one. I havent heard the “We’re out of gas” play since I was in high school.

    #2 This is a test. If you cannot name this movie line, you are an ass.

    #3 Duck hunt is so much better with live ammo! And… Soviets!

    #4 (Bond, under his voice) I thought you were gonna come over and rig up that free cable this week…

    Like

    • October 10, 2012 12:36 pm

      haha! I LOVE the duck hunt one! ROTFLOL

      Thanks so much for playing Fogs’!

      Like

  10. October 10, 2012 12:32 pm

    Some great captions Rafael! Thanks for participating. I just put 1 up per photo, but I love all the extras! Thanks so much. Hope this was fun!

    Like

    • October 10, 2012 12:35 pm

      Anytime T

      Like

  11. October 10, 2012 12:33 pm

    #5 I may be “no Sean Connery” but you’re no naked gold chick!

    Like

  12. October 11, 2012 9:46 am

    Oh yes, my favorite feature is back again :)

    1. Yeah, surely it looks cool, but this old car breaks down way too much.
    2. Note to myself, when taking notes do so without a sigaret in your mouth, it’s a lot easier.
    3. You know this thing of shooting guns without looking where you are aiming is pretty hard
    4. I have to be honest Bond, I’m all out of ideas. This calculator has no special functions and that ship over there just looks cool.
    5. I’ve had it, why doesn’t this hotel have a working Wifi signal?

    Like

    • October 11, 2012 9:52 am

      :D Perfect Nostra! haha. Thanks for adding to the fun! and thanks for your enthusiasm in this feature. I love CinematiCaptions as well.

      Like

  13. ray brayne permalink
    October 12, 2012 5:24 pm

    #5 Once and for all, what have you done with Wong Fat and where is the secret egg salad recipe?

    Like

  14. ray brayne permalink
    October 12, 2012 5:29 pm

    #1 James you promised to take to the Groundlings show! I’m tired of staying home and watching MST3K!

    Like

    • October 12, 2012 7:00 pm

      some great captions Ray! Thanks for playing along and adding to the post!

      Like

  15. 70srichard permalink
    October 15, 2012 11:49 am

    Really Bond, you can get this ejector seat kit on ebay?

    Like

    • October 15, 2012 11:58 am

      haha. thanks for playing! and welcome. Yeah, I bought the seat myself! :D

      Like

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