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CinematiCaptions #3

January 27, 2012

Here comes another installment of a fun segment begun earlier last year: CinematiCaptions!

Have you ever played the television game of watching a program with the volume muted and then coming up with your own silly dialogue for the people in the scene at that moment? Well, the CinematiCaptions segments enable you to take part in a fun similar game of sorts. Only, with pictures and captions.

For example:

So! F.Y.E. (For Your Entertainment), below are 2 pictures from 2 movies you may recognize. What the picture is about now is completely up to you and your remix mastery!

  • Create a CinematiCaption of dialogue or a general statement about the scene, actor, film, etc. for each picture.
  • Leave your captions in the comment section.

Please keep the CinematiCaptions you create clean and respectful, yet fun, inventive, and unexpectedly hilarious! 😀 As the comments come in, I will update this post and place them under the picture in the order which they are received.

(I will start it off with the first CinematiCaptions for the pictures.)

Picture #1-

CinematiCaption 1: “You said you wanted ‘a little off the top,’ right?” (-T)

CinematiCaption 2: “Hmmm, let me look from this side. There’s something different about you, but just can’t put my finger on it.”(-Nostra)

CinematiCaption 3: “CRAP. I left the oven on.” (-Jaina)

CinematiCaption 4: Him: “Are u saying u dont like it? I gave u exactly what u asked for.” Her: “I came in here to have my wisdom teeth pulled u fool!” (-Taj)

CinematiCaption 5: “Now this surgery is no guarantee that you’ll look like everyone else..ugly is the new beautiful…” (-Catwoman)

CinematiCaption 6: “And now all you need to look like Lord Voldemort is a nose removal.” (-Castor)

CinematiCaption 7: “Ladies love the bald look, trust me.” (-Julian)

CinematiCaption 8: (Put yours in the comment section)

CinematiCaption 9: (Put yours in the comment section)

CinematiCaption 10: (Put yours in the comment section)

Picture #2-

CinematiCaption 1: “It was BOB who let them go, not me! Don’t force-choke me! I’m STEVE!” (-T)

CinematiCaption 2: “Hahaha, they gave you the black suit? You know what that means right?” (-Nostra)

CinematiCaption 3: “(Trooper second from left) I am so completely stoned right now. What the h*** is this? Where am I? Who the $#^@ is that guy in the black suit!?” (-Jaina)

CinematiCaption 4: “Sorry Sir, is it ok if I run home. I seem to have forgotten my gun.” :( (-Taj)

CinematiCaption 5: “…plus, that Storm Trooper is annoying, he hasn’t showered in like..forever, and his aim is… Wait, he’s standing behind me, isn’t he?” (-Cameron)

CinematiCaption 6: “So I have a question, if we’re bad guys, why do we wear the white suits and why does your son wear black all the time??” (-Catwoman)

CinematiCaption 7: “Are you the one who just released noxious methane gas in my vicinity?” (-Castor)

CinematiCaption 8: ” Ummm, you don’t want to go in there.” (-Julian)

CinematiCaption 9: (Put yours in the comment section)

CinematiCaption 10: (Put yours in the comment section)

Alright, now. Put on your imagination caps and get to typing. Enjoy!

Thanks for playing. Happy “CinematiCaptioning“!

You can visit the previous installments and still submit yours if you want by clicking HERE.

T, The Focused Filmographer

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17 Comments leave one →
  1. January 27, 2012 9:08 am

    Glad to see you are doing these again, was looking forward to them.

    1- Hmmm, let me look from this side. There’s something different about you, but just can’t put my finger on it.
    2- Hahaha, they gave you the black suit? You know what that means right?

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    • January 27, 2012 9:48 am

      Thanks Nostra! Yes, it was time to finally bring them back. Couldn’t believe it had been since November. I missed this segment too!

      fun comments btw.

      Like

  2. January 27, 2012 9:19 am

    1. CRAP. I left the oven on.
    2. (Trooper second from left) I am so completely stoned right now. What the hell is this? Where am i? Who the f*** is that guy in the black suit!?

    Like

    • January 27, 2012 9:49 am

      hahaha. funny CinematiCaptions! The “oven” one is CLASSIC!

      thanks for submitting 🙂

      Like

  3. January 27, 2012 9:28 am

    1- Him:Are u saying u dont like it? I gave u exactly what u asked for. Her: I came in here to have my wisdom teeth pulled u fool!

    2- Sorry Sir, is it ok if I run home. I seem to have forgotten my gun 😦

    Like

    • January 27, 2012 9:49 am

      ha! great CinematiCaptions today. thank you for submitting. The first one is my fave of yours! 🙂

      Like

  4. January 27, 2012 9:41 am

    2- ..plus, that Storm Trooper is annoying, he hasn’t showered in like..forever, and his aim is… Wait, he’s standing behind me, isn’t he?

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    • January 27, 2012 9:50 am

      hahaha! great! Thanks for submitting!

      Like

  5. Cat Woman17 permalink
    January 27, 2012 11:02 am

    hooray for cinemacaptions! 1. “I know you don’t want to, but the jungle is your home. We apes gotta make sure you humans are taken care of.. have a banana!”

    2. “Now this surgery is no guarantee that you’ll look like everyone else..ugly is the new beautiful…”

    3. “So I have a question, if we’re bad guys, why do we wear the white suits and why does your son wear black all the time??”

    Like

    • January 27, 2012 5:11 pm

      🙂 glad you enjoy this segment so much!

      Like

  6. January 27, 2012 1:55 pm

    1. “And now all you need to look like Lord Voldemort is a nose removal.”

    Like

    • January 27, 2012 5:11 pm

      haha! this is a great caption. Perfect. 😀

      Like

  7. January 27, 2012 1:57 pm

    2. “Are you the one who just released noxious methane gas in my vicinity?”

    Like

    • January 27, 2012 5:12 pm

      Vader hates the methane! haha

      Like

  8. January 27, 2012 11:45 pm

    1. Ladies love the bald look,trust me
    2. Ummm, you don’t want to go in there

    Like

    • January 30, 2012 6:58 pm

      haha. Love the “ladies love the bald look” comment. thanks for playing today!

      Like

  9. Matt Stewart permalink
    January 28, 2012 12:28 am

    Hahaha I don’t have anything to input but all of these are hilarious! 😀

    Like

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