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Review: Identity Thief

February 9, 2013

identity_thief_ver3Identity Thief

  • Starring: Jason Bateman (Horrible Bosses), Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids), John Cho (Harold & Kumar) and more.
  • Directed by: Seth Gordon (Horrible Bosses)
  • Synopsis: “Horrible Bosses’ Jason Bateman and Bridesmaids’ Melissa McCarthy lead the cast of Identity Thief, an all-star comedy in which a regular guy is forced to extreme measures to clear his name. With everything to lose after his identity is stolen, he’ll find out how crazed you can get trying to settle a bad credit score. Unlimited funds have allowed Diana (McCarthy) to live it up on the outskirts of Orlando, where the queen of retail buys whatever strikes her fancy. There’s only one glitch: The ID she’s using to finance these sprees reads “Sandy Bigelow Patterson”… and it belongs to an accounts rep (Bateman) who lives halfway across the U.S. With only one week to hunt down the con artist before his world implodes, the real Sandy Bigelow Patterson heads south to confront the woman with an all-access pass to his life. And as he attempts to bribe, coax and wrangle her the 2,000 miles to Denver, one easy target will discover just how tough it is to get your name back.” (-official site)
  • Rated: Rated R for language and sexual content.
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  • Review:

Did you watch that trailer? If you did then you can save your money because you saw everything you needed to. I wish someone had stolen my identity and replaced me as I sat in the theater watching this dull comedy. I watched this comedy and realized at the end that I didn’t even laugh…not once. Sure, I smiled, but nothing about Academy Award nominee Melissa McCarthy’s brand of comedy appealed to me.identity-thief-melissa-mccarthy-600x400

And that disappointed me. Look at some of the other cast members from this movie:

John Favreau, T.I., Amanda Peet, Morris Chestnut, Robert Patrick, Maggie Elizabeth Jones (the little girl from We Bought a Zoo and the only person that made me smile in the entire film.) and more recognizable faces all star in this movie alongside Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy…and it did no good to have them.

The film makes me wish that my LifeLock subscription would’ve blocked me from handing my money over to the lovely theater box office ticket vendor.melissa-mccarthy-identity-thief-600x256

Beginning with a rather plausible opening showing just how easy it is for manipulating identity thieves to get information from unsuspecting would-be victims, Identity Thief shows you exactly what we expect to see from someone who makes their living off of the “generosity” of others. And Bateman foots the bill with his passive aggressive brand of roleplaying as the victim who, placed in a position to be unemployed as a result of his identity theft, decides to put the law into his own hands and bring his “doppleganger” to justice.identity-thief-jason-bateman-600x351

With many a moment that hopes to steal laughter from audiences, Identity Thief tries way too hard in its over the top comedy. It worked better in Horrible Bosses. As the plot continues it is infused with way too many additional storylines, victims out for blood, and the thief’s underlying search for her own identity that tends to try to force audiences to feel bad for her and ultimately leads to an almost impossible and upsetting ending (Fortunately, her character curtails what would have been the worst and most unbelieveable ending for this movie and saves it from utter destruction.)

I wanted to throw up my hands and ask the sold-out audience members around me just what made Melissa McCarthy and the rest of the movie so hilarious to them. As I sat there with arms crossed and sighing heavily a few times to interrupt my boredom, I shook my head at how easily entertained the masses were. It was nothing new. All of it was in the trailer (actually more was in the trailer as some scenes didn’t even make the final cut). Annoyed, I left, wishing I would’ve gone to go see Side Effects first. (at least I saved the best for last…my review will come for that soon).

Sorry, perhaps my funnybone is broken, but forced comedy isn’t funny and Melissa McCarthy failed to impress me again. It was a predictable comedy that gave me nothing to laugh about! (Despite how she may try, McCarthy is no female Chris Farley).Identity-Theft

My advice: Add this identity thief to the list of all the other thieves of your theatrical money that you should avoid.

Score: out of 5 stars for Identity Thief 

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Thanks for reading! Happy Watching!

T, The Focused Filmographer

up next: Review for Side Effects

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30 Comments leave one →
  1. February 9, 2013 9:22 am

    Yeah, this looked like a fairly lame premise to me so I wasn’t too keen on seeing it.

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    • February 11, 2013 11:50 am

      super lame. but i’m annoyed that it still won the wknd boxoffice by leaps and bounds. it wasn’t funny. ha. Thanks for reading/commenting!

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  2. February 9, 2013 9:23 am

    This just looks so bad…thanks for the warning.

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    • February 11, 2013 11:50 am

      my pleasure. well…my pleasure to give the warning…not so much to have seen it. ha

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  3. February 9, 2013 9:47 am

    I like Jason Bateman but I thought the trailers looked bad. Good thing I skipped it. Nice review.

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    • February 11, 2013 11:54 am

      it is a good thing my friend that you did skip it. not funny.

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  4. February 9, 2013 9:59 am

    Good review T. Yeah, Bateman and McCarthy try their hardest, but the rest of the movie just can’t keep up with them and make the movie funny. It’s just lame and tedious.

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    • February 11, 2013 11:55 am

      Hey Dan. yeah, thanks man. I generally like Bateman but did not enjoy this one. it was tedious (perfect word choice there)

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  5. February 9, 2013 2:39 pm

    I had already decided against this one and so I now I’m pretty confident that I made the right decision! 😀

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    • February 11, 2013 11:56 am

      I knew you were full of wisdom, Mr. Rumsey! 🙂

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      • February 11, 2013 2:47 pm

        Haha, thanks!

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  6. February 9, 2013 2:44 pm

    Give it a miss then 😀

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    • February 11, 2013 11:58 am

      yep. do that! 🙂

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      • February 11, 2013 1:14 pm

        Not a major disappointment 😀

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  7. Anonymous permalink
    February 9, 2013 2:54 pm

    Will probably rent it myself. However, i have to admit that she is funnier than Chris farley ever was in his movies. He was great in snl but his movies as the main actor made me cringe every time

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    • February 11, 2013 12:00 pm

      it’ll be better as a rental. keep finger on ffwd button! 😉

      thanks for sharing your thoughts. I wish I could find Melissa funny like many others do…I just am not a fan and at least Farley made me laugh. he does induce cringes…true. he cracked me up in Billy Madison!

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  8. February 9, 2013 3:59 pm

    Up here in Canada, this preview came on before EVERY movie for the last couple months. I’m already sick of this movie without ever seeing it.

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    • February 11, 2013 12:01 pm

      that would be super annoying to have to see that preview before every movie for months on end. yuck. I completely understand your hatred.

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  9. February 10, 2013 6:13 am

    Unlike you I did laugh during this movie, but the story does suck. When I write my review I’m curious what I am going to give it.

    As for your reaction, or lack of, to Melissa McCarthy? Maybe she is to you like Will Farrell is to me; I just don’t get the appeal.

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    • February 11, 2013 12:02 pm

      yep, i am not a fan. although i still give her a shot.

      I am curious what you will review this one given your thoughts so far! Thanks for checking out my review. I’ll look for yours.

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  10. February 11, 2013 11:45 am

    Thanks for the review, Terrence. When I watched the trailer, I just couldn’t get past one point: “Why is he on a road trip with her?” I gather that apparently he’s trying to bring her to justice himself, but… it doesn’t work that way. It’s one of those things that can only happen in extremely contrived movies, and the more contrivances you need to get the plot going, the less likely it is to be believable or funny.

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    • February 11, 2013 12:03 pm

      yes, Morgan. I was very much not impressed. You’ve been paying attention in movies! you already know how this one goes! 😀

      Feeling better?

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      • February 11, 2013 12:12 pm

        Pretty much. Still fighting the sinusitis (probably will be til late March at this rate), but it’s manageable now. I’m coping through the time-honored method of taking lots of naps. 😀

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  11. bdgill12 permalink
    February 15, 2013 1:15 am

    We haven’t quite been on the same page lately, T, haha! I didn’t hate this movie. I felt like I would going in (trailers were HORRIBLE) and kind of feel like I should now given how much everyone hates it, but I wasn’t blown away by the awfulness. I felt like all of the problems were due to the abysmal script but that McCarthy and especially Bateman made it…watchable. Maybe I was just in need of a laugh and took it no matter how I could get it, ha!

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    • February 18, 2013 11:15 pm

      Indeed we haven’t. but that’s okay! 🙂

      I could not find anything to laugh about in this movie and most of the antics that could’ve been funny were already ruined for me by the trailer. I wonder if it would still be funny in a 2nd viewing for you?

      Thanks for commenting.

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      • bdgill12 permalink
        February 18, 2013 11:37 pm

        Oh, there’s no way I would see it a second time, ha! Definitely a one and done comedy (at best).

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      • February 19, 2013 8:19 am

        hahahahahahahaha. Same here! 😉

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  12. February 11, 2013 12:02 pm

    thanks for the shout out! appreciated!

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