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CinematiCaptions #19

November 12, 2013

Here comes another installment of a fun segment entitled: CinematiCaptions!

Have you ever played the television game of watching a program with the volume muted and then coming up with your own silly dialogue for the people in the scene at that moment? Well, the CinematiCaptions segments enable you to take part in a fun similar game of sorts. Only, with pictures and captions.

For example:ffcaption

So! F.Y.E. (For Your Entertainment), below are 2 pictures from 2 movies you may recognize. What the picture is about now is completely up to you and your remix mastery!

  • Create a CinematiCaption of dialogue or a general statement about the scene, actor, film, etc. for each picture.
  • Leave your captions in the comment section.

Please keep the CinematiCaptions you create clean and respectful, yet fun, inventive, and unexpectedly hilarious! 😀 As the comments come in, I will update this post and place them under the picture in the order which they are received.

Enjoy! 🙂

(I will start it off with the first CinematiCaptions for the pictures.)

Picture #1-Man-of-Steel-Amy-Adams-and-Henry-Cavill

CinematiCaption 1: “Wait…you don’t like my suit? But…my daddy gave me this suit!” (-T)

CinematiCaption 2: Look, we’ll get out of the maze faster if you just let me fly you to the exit. (-Em)

CinematiCaption 3: “So this suit is made out of Yak hair, huh? And I see you got the model with extra muscle. Good form! I bet its warm too!”(-Josh)

CinematiCaption 4: “I’m sorry Kal-El. I don’t think this is going to work out. You see, I met someone else. His name is Bruce…” (-Trevor)

CinematiCaption 5: “Don’t use heat vision! Don’t use heat vision! Don’t use heat vision!”  (-Tim)

CinematiCaption 6: I don’t know how to tell you this, but seriously…you are no longer 8 years old. If you don’t stop wearing those pyjamas I don’t think we have a future together. (-Nostra)

CinematiCaption 7: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

CinematiCaption 8: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)


Picture #2-caption3

CinematiCaption 1: Hansel– “Well, Gretel, this letter from DC is apparently an invitation for you to audition to be Wonder Woman and for me to audition for the part of Green Arrow in the Justice League movie.”

Gretel– “Will you audition?”

Hansel-“Well, The Avengers didn’t do much for me so…why not?! Green’s a good color anyways. You?”

Gretel– “Oh, I already have the part! I told them I would do it as long as you don’t have a big role. People like Green Arrow as much as they like Hawkeye so, it doesn’t matter. Happy for me, brother?” (-T)

CinematiCaption 2: I know that Mapquest said to turn right, but this just doesn’t look like the right castle. (-Em)

CinematiCaption 3: “Honestly, who puts the legend for the map in the top right hand corner. That piece always gets torn off.” (-Josh)

CinematiCaption 4: “That is a very pretty two-piece Hansel, but maybe you should have waxed before the photo shoot?” (-Trevor)

CinematiCaption 5: “Medieval porn is just terrible” (-Tim)

CinematiCaption 6: Quick, let’s pretend there is a lot of information on this empty piece of paper, maybe they won’t notice that I have forgotten to take of this cool steampunk watch I got delivered this morning. (-Nostra)

CinematiCaption 7: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

CinematiCaption 8: Put yours in the comment section (-Your Name Here)

Alright, now. Put on your imagination caps and get to typing. Enjoy!

Thanks for playing. Happy “CinematiCaptioning“!

You can visit the previous installments and still submit yours if you want by clicking HERE.

T, The Focused Filmographer

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10 Comments leave one →
  1. November 12, 2013 2:03 pm

    1) Look, we’ll get out of the maze faster if you just let me fly you to the exit.
    2) I know that Mapquest said to turn right, but this just doesn’t look like the right castle.

    And for the sample picture, just because I can’t resist:
    Vin Diesel: Listen dude, all I’m saying is give yoga a chance, just add it to leg day and tell me you don’t feel calmer.

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    • November 12, 2013 2:05 pm

      haha! Great comments! Thanks for playing today! I love the “yoga” one.

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      • November 14, 2013 8:05 pm

        #2: they just can’t get my nose right. Oh no, wait, this is for Flynn Rider. They can’t get his nose right either.

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  2. J Wood permalink
    November 12, 2013 2:22 pm

    1) “So this suit is made out of Yak hair, huh? And I see you got the model with extra muscle. Good form! I bet its warm too!”

    2) “Honestly, who puts the legend for the map in the top right hand corner. That piece always gets torn off.”

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    • November 12, 2013 2:24 pm

      Yak hair!! LOL. Great Josh. Thanks for playing today!

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  3. Trevor permalink
    November 12, 2013 2:40 pm

    1. “I’m sorry Kal-El. I don’t think this is going to work out. You see, I met someone else. His name is Bruce…”

    2. “That is a very pretty two-piece Hansel, but maybe you should have waxed before the photo shoot?”

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    • November 12, 2013 2:43 pm

      hahaha. Poor Kal-El.

      and Hansel in a two-piece?! hhahahahaha

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  4. November 12, 2013 6:32 pm

    I’m drawing a blank T, maybe ’cause I wish it were me in front of Henry er, Supes in that corn field 😉 Just got my BD from Target today, yippee!! 😀

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  5. November 13, 2013 1:20 am

    Happy to see it is that time again! Here are my entries:

    #1 – I don’t know how to tell you this, but seriously…you are no longer 8 years old. If you don’t stop wearing those pyjamas I don’t think we have a future together.

    #2 – Quick, let’s pretend there is a lot of information on this empty piece of paper, maybe they won’t notice that I have forgotten to take of this cool steampunk watch I got delivered this morning.

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  6. November 13, 2013 8:03 am

    Picture #1-“Don’t use heat vision! Don’t use heat vision! Don’t use heat vision!”

    Picture #2-“Medieval porn is just terrible”

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