Today, November 22, is the birthday of my “movie-wife” SCARLETT JOHANSSON. Widely regarded as one of THE most gorgeous and sexiest women in Hollywood, Scarlett Johansson celebrates her 29th birthday today!
In honor of her birthday today (and my proclaimed neverending adoration and appreciation of her and her beauty), here is a birthday poem I wrote up for her on this special day.
While some may not appreciate your acting roles,
(to them I say “Shame on you! Shame!)
And when we finally did you looked just like this
I always watch all of your movies.
You’ve always been able to rise to the occasion.
Directed by Allen and Whedon and Nolan
Your career keeps on movin’…and rollin’ and rollin’.
So, happy birthday, dear Scarlett
and your scorners we’ll spend time mockin’!
haha. It’s no secret that I’ve had a big crush on Scarlett for many years (calling her my “movie wife”), and through those years I’ve had to watch other people embrace and/or kiss her instead of me! LOL. So, just for fun, Scarlett, here’s a list of all the people you have managed to make me temporarily hate, be jealous of, or wish that I was in the place of at one point or another (click any name below for picture):
- Matt Damon
- Penelope Cruz
- Topher Grace
- Hugh Jackman
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
- Chris Evans
- Sean Penn
- Ryan Reynolds
- Ewan McGregor
- Bill Murray
- Bradley Cooper
- Natalie Portman
- Robert Downey, Jr.
- Justin Timberlake
- Jeremy Renner
- Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
- Sandra Bullock
- Your current fiancé
- …and more…
Sexiest Woman Alive…twice!
Music enthusiast (fan of Miles Davis, Duke Ellington, Billie Holiday and more), with her own albums out.
Had her first role (uncredited) in a skit at the age of 8 with Conan O’Brien. Relived in 2005.
(Such a fun video)
I applaud her efforts, her vocation, her beauty and her dedication and always enjoy her films and her characters in them.