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Playing Catchup with 3 Mini-Reviews

June 3, 2014

Greetings all,

With my crazy schedule as of late, I have found myself behind on movie reviews. Today, here are three quick catchup mini-reviews for X-Men: Days of Future Past, A Million Ways to Die in the West and Maleficent

Enjoy.

X-Men: Days of Future Pastx-men-days-of-future-past-international-poster-424x600

Directed by: Bryan Singer (X-Men)

Starring: James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Hugh Jackman, Jennifer Lawrence and more.

Trailer:

A MARVEL-ous reunion! Director Bryan Singer returns to the X-Men franchise (he directed the first two X-Men films) and with him returns Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman and more of the original cast to join James McAvoy and the “new” and “younger” faces of the movie mutants. This sequel to the 2011 blockbuster X-Men: First Class comes right off of the pages of the graphic novel from which it is both derived and named after and it is such a great thing to see Singer back in the director’s chair!

A problem with so many superhero films is the “known safe ending”: the good guy lives, wins and the world is saved. It makes the genre hard to swallow at times. Singer successfully forges together a superhero film full of suspense with threats around every corner and unexpected excitement at every turn. Much darker than the previous films (way to go in smartly following the trend Christopher Nolan made successful), X-Men: DOFP keeps the attention from the word “go” and draws fans deeper into the worlds of the X-Men than ever before…and it’s so well done!x-men-days-of-future-past-reveals-new-quicksilver-image-160728-a-1397197694-470-75

From new and memorable characters (i.e. Quicksilver so impressively portrayed by series newcomer Evan Peters), to expert time-travel meshing of characters/actors from both X-Men movie series, to amazing visuals and action scenes, to astounding translations from the pages of the graphic novel to the big screen, X-Men: DOFP is a blockbuster deserving to be seen that brings exactly what a summer blockbuster audience deserves: story to intrigue/interest, characters to invest in, action to entertain, comedy to induce laughter and teases/easter eggs for fanboys to geek out over! Sure…some fanboys will nit-pick, but nevermind those things. 🙂

With excellent acting (having Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen DEFINITELY adds major bonus points to the film’s credence), fantastic action, understandable plot sequences/motives and teases of what is to come (along with, perhaps, a few jabs at the way in which the non-Singer X-Men movies went), X-Men: Days of Future Past is a non-linear, action-packed and character/story driven comic book movie that needs to be seen NOW!

I saw it twice. Once in 3D and once in 2D. 3D is unnecessary and is my only gripe about this film, all things considered.

My Score: 4.5 out of 5 stars for X-Men: Days of Future Past

(…and make sure you stay for the after credits scene if you are a fan of the heroes and know what is coming next!)

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A Million Ways to Die in the Westmillion_ways_to_die_in_the_west_ver9

Directed by: Seth MacFarlane (Ted)

Starring: Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson, and more

Trailer:

Hopefully you’re not expecting a great score for this one. If you are…look away now to avoid disappointment.

Still here?

Okay then. Here goes:

This movie is a million minutes too long with a million jokes done a million times over that somehow stars a million different actors and yet still manages to be a million times worse than my already low expectations. Perhaps I can list a million reasons why this film should’ve died in the West. The only interesting thing in this offensive, boring and flat out stupid comedy of Seth MacFarlane that only made me laugh…nay, chuckle…once is the inexplicable amount of cameos that appear in the film. Oh yeah…and how pretty Charlize Theron is among the rest of the sparkly white-toothed residents of 1882’s dusty and dirty Arizona desert.amwtditw

Would you be surprised if I told you that Christopher Lloyd, Ewan McGregor, Ryan Reynolds, Patrick Stewart and even Jamie Foxx have a presence in this film? Well, don’t waste your time watching it in order to see them. It’s not worth it. Comedy is not watching Seth McFarlane falling over without ever getting drunk more times than the town drunk, nor is it watching all of the same clips seen in the trailers, nor is it listening to Sarah Silvermane service cowboys in the local saloon.

There is nothing worth paying your money for with this. Even if you liked Ted, leave this waste of a 7 million milliseconds alone. Even though it opens up like and looks and sounds like Back to the Future at times, it is nowhere near the quality of such a western comedy.

Lower those expectations even lower!

Lower those expectations even lower!

My Score 1 out of 5 stars for A Million Ways to Die in the West

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Directed by: Robert Stromberg

Starring: Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning, Sharlto Copley, Juno Temple and more

Trailer:

Stromberg’s directorial debut is a darker spin on a Disney fantasy tale that surprisingly takes twists and turns that both mesmerize and mystify but are far from magnificent. Beautiful in its use of colors and special effects, I can tell you that while, in style, it looks like Jack the Giant Slayer…it is much better than that horrible fable-to-film.mll

Granted, this is not the bedtime story you grew up with. Nor is it the story that perhaps you even imagined it would be. This female-led adventure is magical, imaginative and interesting but it never quite takes flight.

With an odd mix of casting choices (Angelina shines, Elle satisfies, Sharlto disappoints and is miscast), Maleficent is reduced to depending on its visuals and its story (which is lackluster) and takes one of Disney’s greatest characters and attempts to paint a different picture of her that not all will readily accept. Not because of the story told, but in the way it is told. 2 bits weird, 1 bit wonderful, Maleficent is the flip-side fairytale we were never told…and I almost prefer to have not been told.maleficenttrailer

Running 97 minutes, the story’s telling seemingly takes 97 hours to occur and not for any enjoyable reason. Full of characters and subplots that add little to the overall film, Maleficent squanders its potential and, while it has its moments, fails to have that sense of charm, captivating characters and charisma. Sadly, I much more enjoyed Maleficent’s character in Sleeping Beauty! At least by the end of that film I knew how to feel about her…in so much that she scared me and I haven’t watched Sleeping Beauty in over 20 years! haha.AngelinaJolieMaleficent4_article_story_large

It won the box office on its debut weekend and it will be interesting to see its continued performance, but I think perhaps would-be ticket buyers are under her malicious spell. I wanted to like it more, but found Maleficent to be far from magnificent. Rent it at most!

My Score 2.5 out of 5 stars for Maleficent

Come on! Give me 5 stars!

Come on! Give me 5 stars!

Thanks for reading! Happy Watching!

T, The Focused Filmographer

(Remember, to read this review of mine and over 300 more, check out THE ARCHIVE of movies I have reviewed anytime. Know before you go…or rent…or buy!)

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. June 4, 2014 7:42 am

    Saw A Million Ways to Die in the West tonight and agree with you a million times over. Dire.

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    • June 16, 2014 7:37 pm

      So bad!! uggh. Sorry you saw it. ha

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  2. June 4, 2014 10:25 am

    I thought X Men and Maleficent were on the same, mediocre level. McAvoy and Jolie both gave performances worthy of much better films. With Maleficent is like the writer didn’t even try – the script was so lazy, pretty much most random stuff thrown in to make a movie and get people to pay to see it, capitalizing on the fame of the character

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    • June 16, 2014 7:38 pm

      Interesting. I don’t think mediocre when I think of Xmen, but I def do with Maleficent. I wasn’t fighting my eyelids out of boredom with X-Men! 🙂

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